Conan Nails Aspartame

U.S. TV host/comedian Conan O'Brien in a recent comedy article on the future of television, couldn't resist a nasty swipe at aspartame -one of the health 'secrets' well known inside the corporate media:

"One of TiVo's best loved features—its ability to provide viewers with commercial-free television—will inevitably force TV advertising to go extinct. As a result, celebrities will be forced to find new and creative ways to compromise their integrity. (At this moment, the writer pauses to slake his thirst with a delicious Diet Peach Snapple... now with less aspartame!)"