Anne Coulter Event Lampooned by 'Wanker'

By Yashoda Sampath

Incessant heckling and shouting culminated in an arrest Tuesday night during a speech by Ann Coulter, an extreme right-wing pundit, at the Lyndon Baines Johnson Library and Museum.

Shouts became so pervasive during the question-and-answer session that Coulter informed the organizers she would no longer take questions if the hecklers were not silenced. For a time, the shouts were considerably lessened, until the issue of gay marriage was broached.

Coulter said she supported the definition of marriage as between a man and a woman on the basis that a good woman civilizes and inspires a man to strive for something better, leading to a question that was met with a stunned silence.

'You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage,' said Ajai Raj, an English sophomore. 'How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but fuck his wife up the ass?'

UT Police officers approached Raj to arrest him, resulting in a mass exodus of protesters chanting, 'Let him go.'

'The person had been disruptive the entire event,' said Matt Hardigree, former Student Events Center president. 'He took the opportunity to say something lewd and offensive and then made masturbatory gestures as he exited.'"